- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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