- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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