- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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