- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock Knock. Doors open

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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