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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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