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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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