- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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