- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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