Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Latvia isn't a joke

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

. . I am a whale

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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