A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Pickles are powerful

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

womens rights.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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