Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I C U P White stuff

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

no

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