- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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