- Anti Joke

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken