Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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