Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Who is it?

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derp

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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