- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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