- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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