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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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