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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A fat guy!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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