A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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