- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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