- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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