- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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