Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Drew Knowles is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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