What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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woman's rights

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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