- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Who's the fastest kid in AA

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

black people

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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