- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

roses are red poo is poo

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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