- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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