whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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