- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A chicken walks into a barn.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

XD Jackass.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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