- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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