Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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