- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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