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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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