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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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