pobody's nerfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Faithful men.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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quantum physics?

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