What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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