how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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