whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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