You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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