Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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poo

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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1+2 = 6

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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