- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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