knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

there once was a black man who played basketball

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is life? Paul.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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