What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Faithful men.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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pobody's nerfect

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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