- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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