A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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1+2 = 6

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What's blue? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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