A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What is the name of the car? What

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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