- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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