whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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haha

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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