What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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