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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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