- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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