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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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