Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Jack Stevens

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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