- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Women's Rights

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Read a Book.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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