If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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i dont fisish anythi

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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