Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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