Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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