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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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