It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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