- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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