- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

womens rights

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

penis. nuff said.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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