Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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NEVER

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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