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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The FCC

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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