- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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