- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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