- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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