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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Roses are red, yup.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

eh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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