Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are red.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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