Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

pull my finger (farts)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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