- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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