- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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