- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I asked her where you were.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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