Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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