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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is life? Paul.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.