- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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