- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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