Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Queens Park rangers

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Anti Joke

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