- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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