- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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