- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your big dick.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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