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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Andoni was here

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Death by kayak

Barack Obama.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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