- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the blue berry cross the road

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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