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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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