What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Poop...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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