- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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