- Anti Joke

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? Paul.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What is life? Paul.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

www.xnxx.com

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.