0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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