- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Men's rights

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

gingers

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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