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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Serbian Film

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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