1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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