What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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black people swimming

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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