A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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one stop shop

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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An Asian with a big dick.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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