Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Yellow People !!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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