- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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