- Anti Joke

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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