what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Robert Mugabe.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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