If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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FUCK YOU

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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