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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A gay man watches football.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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