A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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