What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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