What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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