- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Gay rights.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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