- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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