- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

child labor

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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