a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops