Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Poker face

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Poop

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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