- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Faithful men.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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