what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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God is real.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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