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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Haha, I get it..

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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