an american walks out of a strip club.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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