- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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