- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's better than a stick? A stone

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Good job, son.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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