- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock Knock Who's there

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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