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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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