This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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