How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How you know when dislextic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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