- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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