- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

outside your comfort zone

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Grace Ackerson

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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