Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

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