- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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