What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

no

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

I C U P White stuff

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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