- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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