what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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