A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Bob Saget that is all

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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