What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Everybody will die

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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