- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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