- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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