What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Drew Knowles is gay

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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knock knock? come in

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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