- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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