- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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