- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Obama lin Baden.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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