- Anti Joke

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats worse than suicide? death