- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

non poop

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Dumbledore dies.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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