- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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