- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Wait! hundred billions!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

your no better than a cockroach

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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