- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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