black chicken. kfc

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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No

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Anti Joke

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