- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Your sex life.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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