Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What is life? Paul.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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