A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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