- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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