knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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u know whats a crime? rape

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Anti Joke

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