- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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