Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

9/11 my birthday

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Penis

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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