- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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