- Anti Joke

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!