Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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