- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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