- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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