- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I'm homeless.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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