steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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