what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I C U P White stuff

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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