Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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