- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Do the roar!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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