What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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