- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Justin Bieber

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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