A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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