- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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