- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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