Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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