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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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