- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Antijokes...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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