- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.