Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Pianos.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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