- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Do the roar!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

this website is a bad joke

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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