Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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