- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

this website is a bad joke

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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