- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock knock.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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