- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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