Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

salad days!

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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