- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

One, two, three, four and five

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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