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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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