- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Matthew Baker

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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