- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Neil is a reterd.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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