- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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