- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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