I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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