- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Is your refrigerator running? No.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What hurts like hell? HELL

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