What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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