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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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