What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Antijokes...

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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