- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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