- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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