- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

hey guys im gay

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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