- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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