- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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