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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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