- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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