- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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