- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Please ignore this statement.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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