- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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