- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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