Why did the black man die? He was shot

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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