- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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