Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Dumbledore dies.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Your Mom The End.

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