kennah campion when she talks

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

that wall over there ->

Racial equality.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

The cream, it is coming

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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