What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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