- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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