- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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