whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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