- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is funnier than 24 69

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Male leadership.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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