Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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