- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why dont they make black forks

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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