here's a joke... the american education society

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Justin with a hat.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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The global news

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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i'm hard

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Dumbledore dies.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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