yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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