- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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