- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Equal rights!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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