My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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