What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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