A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

Anti Joke

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