- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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