Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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