- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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