- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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