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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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