What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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