- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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