Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

dyslexics of the world untie!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Penis

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Actually it was me Josh brown

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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