What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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i hate non minorities!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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