- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

field day?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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