What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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baloney sandwich

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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