- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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