- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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