How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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