- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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