- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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