Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

batman farted so hes retarded

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