I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

. . I am a whale

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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