- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whose your daddy? Not me

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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