- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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