- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

I C U P White stuff

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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