- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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