What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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