'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

knock knock? come in

antijoke is the best website.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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