- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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