Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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