- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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