Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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