- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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