- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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