How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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