A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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