- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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