- Anti Joke

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Obama lin Baden.