Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Sex

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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