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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Women deserve equal rights.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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