Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A gay man watches football.

Caolan and Eamon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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