- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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