What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Detroit has a low crime rate

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

can you pass the soap?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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