- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

ure mama's so fat

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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