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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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