What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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