- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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