What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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