- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your Mom The End.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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