- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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