What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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