- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Good job, son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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